Wij vrouwen maken de gekste dingen mee en staan er bekend om dat onze emoties op een dag meerdere keren in een achtbaan zitten. En zo nu en dan voelt het misschien alsof jij de enige bent die dit doormaakt. Maak je geen zorgen, want hieronder staan 24 hilarische quotes over herkenbare momenten in het dagelijks leven van een vrouw. Van hungry zijn, tot liefde en kleding, alles komt aan bod. Wedden dat je ze bijna allemaal afvinkt?
1. ”Maybe I am mad, maybe I just need carbs.”
2. ”The most dangerous animal in the world: a silent women.”
3. ”I don’t even believe myself when I say I’ll be ready in 5 minutes.”
4. ”Every man thinks a woman’s dream is to find the perfect guy… Psst, it’s eating without getting fat.”
5. ”I am sorry for what I said when I was hungry.”
6. ”Him: tell me your wildest fantasy. Me: 14 hours of sleep and then a buffet breakfast.”
7. ”I wish people had a 30 second trailer so I can see what I am getting myself into.”
8. ”Sometimes I have to tell myself: it’s not worth the jail time.”
9. ”Life is not a fairy tale, when you lose your shoe, you are drunk.”
10. ”I am the type of girl who will complain about my weight and then order Chinese food to make myself feel better. Help.”
11. ”Technically I am still young, but according to my back pain I am actually 97.”
12. ”When my bra matches my underwear I really feel like I have my life together.”
13. ”I love talking to myself, she gets me.”
14. ”Finally my winter fat is gone, now I have spring rolls.”
15. ”I just saw a lady with a shirt that said ‘always late but worth the wait’ and that is literally my new life motto.”
16. ”I mean I am not an early bird or a night owl, I am some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.”
17. ”It’s the freakin’ weekend, baby. I am about to do 15 loads of laundry.”
18. ”Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for the laundry. Welcome to: the chair.”
19. ”Do you ever think you are kind off pretty and then you see a different angle of your face and realize that you are actually a swamp creature.”
20. ”I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge.”
21. ”They say laughter is the best medicine. They lie. It’s brownies.”
22. ”I love replacing my feelings with new clothes.”
23. ”If you don’t like tacos, I am nacho type.”
24. ”The only time I will chase a guy, is when he steals my food.”
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