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Rachel Bilson

Rachel Bilson brak bijna tien jaar geleden door als rich bitch Summer Roberts in The OC. Sinds een half jaar speelt ze Dr. Zoe Hart in de Amerikaanse TV-serie Hart of Dixie. De critici zien haar echter nog steeds als de verwende Highschool scholier in The OC en noemen haar als dokter ongeloofwaardig. Rachel beantwoordt de kritiek in stijl..


In dit filmpje in samenwerking met Funny or Die (een Amerikaanse website waar zowel gevestigde als opkomende artiesten filmpjes op plaatsen) rapt Rachel met zilvere tanden en hotpants onder haar doktersjas over de beschuldigingen.

rap rachel bilson

De rap is geschreven door haar Hart of Dixie collega's Scott Porter (George Tucker) en Wilson Bethel (Wade Kinsella).

De complete songtekst:

You said I look like what? A real doctor?
A real doctor wouldn't dress like me
Wouldn't act like me, wouldn't look at me?
Ah, hell no

Labcoat, Dolce, clipboard, Prada
... short, short, name tag, doctor
See dub bitches, what the fuck you would expect
Call me doctor, stethoscope hanging round my neck

Sing chick, new shit, new show, fuck with
Fresh dip, new kicks, only Jimmy Chius bitch
Been a little while but I'm back again
Summer Roberts back upon the track again
...about the oc's, Ben and ...
Did a couple movies, drank a couple movies
Still they coming at me like where you been
You should be asking me...
Critics talking shit about my acting,
Nice shit ... ain't happening
Who be blogging on the internet
Jealous tricks suck a tit get a ... with a oven mit, bitch
2 heart give you man attack in these trousers
Styling so all the critics wanna doubt her
And I'm unbelievable, check your web browser
Haters get 2 words, doogie howser

Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?
Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?
Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?
The doctor will see you

I'm a innovator, a resuscitator
You only part dead, pass the defibrillator, clear
I'm a monster, clear, I go ham,
Jane... can keep the throne cause I don't give a damn, thank you
Every other month, on the cover of magazines
Periodical front and center with the..mouth
Still they pounce me coming out my house
Paparazzi flashing up, pop pop when my... comes out
Little bitties actresses, trying to get they asses kissed
Makes me wanna slap a bitch
Put them on a blacklist
5 foot nothing, slow like camera
Natalie get mad at me, remind who the black swan
Fuck the enemies, fuck the fame
Just addicted to the money and the game
So when you see us doing 80 in the ...
What's my motherfucking name?

Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?
Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?
Call me doctor, what's up doc? What's up doc? What's up doc?
The doctor will see you

Wat vinden jullie van de actie van Rachel Bilson en haar collega's? Wij vonden hem op de redactie in ieder geval heel erg grappig!

Bron: Funnyordie

Door Annemerel

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